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My name is Kayla, and I'm a bit of a narcissist.
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Ten Pictures Of Anything <-- Things from The Meta Picture that I like.
Oh cool, all the other pictures stopped working. Enjoy the vagina one, then.
Nine Facts About Anything
9. The inspiration for Nathan Kress's character on iCarly came from a cut B-story from an episode of Drake and Josh.
8. Matt Groening left the writer's room when they were picking a name for Grampa Simpson because he didn't want Grampa to be named after a family member, like the rest of the Simpsons. The writers decided on Abe, which is Matt's grandfather's name.
7. Bikini Bottom is named after the nuclear testing site Bikini Atoll.
6. When Richard Dawson hosted Family Feud for the second time, he stopped kissing female contestants because his young daughter made him promise to only kiss his wife.
5. Chuck Palahniuk liked the ending of the Fight Club movie better than the ending of the novel.
4. Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman hated the Casablanca script. They also hated working with each other.
3. Butch Hartmann and Seth MacFarlane worked together on Johnny Bravo.
2. Jessica Rabbit's boobs don't react properly to movement: they bounce up when real world boobs would bounce down.
1. David Spade didn't go to Chris Farley's funeral.
Eight Famous People With Either Your First or Last Name
8. Depending on the source, I have the same last name as the guy who invented the ice cream cone.
7. Seriously, that's it. I don't think there's a single famous Kayla in the universe.
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Seven Friends You Had & Explain Their Personality
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Six Items You'd Own
6. A ShayCarl shirt.
5. The Pizza John shirt.
4. Any of the shirts from wheezywaiter's merch store.
3. The Lizzie Bennet Diaries shirt.
2. A DFTBA shirt.
1. I don't know why, but I can't think of anything else.
Five Movies You've Seen & Give a Review of Them
5. To Wong Foo...: So unexpectedly amazing! All three of the leads play astoundingly convincing drag queens, and it's just really fun to watch. Best plot ever? No, but the acting makes up for it.
4. Sugar & Spice: It's incredible if you take it for what it is instead of trying to take it seriously. The storyline is so weird and the characters are even weirder and it's just a great little movie to watch on a rainy day.
3. The Lion King: Most overrated movie ever. Every character is a dick, the ending is rushed and poorly written, the moral is depressing, and "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" has the worst lyrics ever. Seriously, I've heard Justin Bieber songs with better lyrics than "Can You Feel the Love Tonight."
2. Anchorman: Best movie ever if you need to laugh. The pacing and comic timing are flawless, and it actually manages to have a decent female character, which is weird for a Will Ferrel movie.
1. Mr. Deeds: Definitely Adam Sandler's most likeable character, and also not a bad remake. It stays true to the message of the original without adding any more cheese than necessary. Also, Counting Crows song over the credits. JS.
Four Disgusting Foods
4. Goat cheese.
3. Mushrooms.
2. Fennel.
1. Twinkies.
Three Memories From the Past Year
3. My first stage managing "job"!
2. Alton Brown touching my fucking shoulder oh my god. <3
1. Going out to breakfast with Zoë before class even though her right eye was swollen shut.
Two Languages You Would Learn
2. Italian.
1. French.
One Picture of Yourself
This is old. Camwhoring with my cousin like a pro.
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| Ten Things You've Done Recently
10. Wrote an uncharacteristically rude email to a realtor.
09. Wrote an uncharacteristically formal email to Threadless customer service.
08. Filled out a form at the doctor's office.
07. Bought an iced coffee.
06. Impressed my mom by successfully using the self-checkout machine at ShopRite.
05. Played Words With Friends.
04. Taken surveys, obvs.
03. Kicked ass at Mario Kart.
02. Put away laundry.
01. Dried dishes.
Nine Bands You Like
09. Counting Crows.
08. Big Wreck.
07. The Fratellis.
06. Matchbox Twenty.
05. Augustana.
04. The Presidents of the United States of America.
03. Barenaked Ladies.
02. The Beatles.
01. Fountains of Wayne.
Eight Favorite Names
08. Adelaide.
07. Lillian.
06. Morgana.
05. Marisol.
04. Nathan.
03. Jasper.
02. Aidan.
01. Milo.
Seven TV Shows You Watch
07. Jeopardy phase again, hollaaaa!
06. South Park.
05. 30 Rock.
04. Glee.
03. The Simpsons.
02. Victorious.
01. iCarly.
Six Websites You Visit Often
06. Facebook.
05. Xanga.
04. TV Tropes.
03. Google.
02. AOL.
01. The Meta Picture.
Five Favorite Foods/Drinks
05. Popcorn.
04. Seltzer.
03. Tomatoes.
02. Coffee.
01. Brownies.
Four Movies You Watched Last
04. Everything Must Go.
03. Life in a Day.
02. To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar.
01. ^That movie was so amazing that it erased every movie I'd seen before it from my memory. Seriously, watch it. Right now.
Three Reasons To Live
03. I know a lot more about this life than I do about the afterlife.
02. I have friends and shit now.
01. Adam Durtiz exists.
Two Close Friends
02. Zoë.
01. Colleen.
One Book You're Reading
01. Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader. I haven't picked it up in a while though.
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| alabama arkansas i sure do love my ma and pa
@modestmousex_surveys
1. How long have you ever been camping?
Fortunately I've never been camping.
2. Are there any summer movies coming out that you are looking forward to seeing?
Not that I'm aware of. Although apparently there's a Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3? I definitely want in on that.
3. How about the new Great Gatsby movie coming out in December? Did you ever read the book?
YEEESSSS I WANNA SEE IT SO BAD!!! The original movie was TERRIBLE, I've been waiting on redemption since the minute I saw it. And Leo's gonna be the perfect Gatsby! <333 Also, yes, I've totally read the book and I love the book and I have a t-shirt of the book that makes my tits look amazing, thankyouverymuch.
4. When was the last time you went to the beach? If you've never been, do you like plums?
I love when questions have nothing to do with each other like this. I haven't been to the beach since Italy.
5. What's your favorite thing to do during the summer?
Read. Chill. Whatever.
6. What's your favorite season and why?
Fall, because it's gooorrgeeeouuusss and the weather is perfect.
7. Do you know anyone who has taken a gap year or a leave of absence from school?
Not that I can think of. My freshman seminar fellow was in New Zealand all last semester, but I don't know if that was a leave of absence or a study abroad.
8. Have you ever taken summer school?
No. I've never needed to either.
9. Do you like shopping? Why or why not? What do you like to shop for, if you do?
Shopping for books is my favorite. <3
10. Have you ever listened to the band Reptar? If not, you definitely should? :) :)
No thanks.
11. Can you speak a second language fluently? Would you like to?
No. I always wanted to be disciplined enough in Italian to learn it fluently, but let's be real here.
12. Do you ever get allergies?
Seasonal allergies FTL! I've woken up with a sore throat every day since being in Lamesville.
13. Have you gotten sick this year? Do you get sick often?
Not yet.
14. What's the last movie you saw? Was it good?
I watched Everything Must Go yesterday. It was pretty good, yeah. I probably wouldn't watch it again, but I liked it.
15. Are there a lot of trees where you live? Do you like it that way?
There are a fuckton here. I used to love it. Now I think it's too green in the warmer half of the year. xP
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| Questions Based on Season One of Switched at Birth
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[This Is Not a Pipe] How would you react if you found out you were switched at birth? Would you even want to know who your real birth parents were or just go on living life?
That'd be fucking bizarre, especially because I look so much like everyone in my family. I'd probably be curious, but I think at the end of the day I'd rather just go on living my life.
[American Gothic] What is something a family member or friend has overreacted about involving your life?
My mom flipped a shit when she found out my friends and I were making private chat rooms in AIM. She thought that all chat rooms were public and no one bothered to explain anything to her until after I'd already been screamed at and punished twice.
[Portrait of My Father] Describe how your father is.
Uh, tall. Hard-working. Sucks at expressing emotions. Really good with money. Really good will power. Weird sense of humor. That's all I can think of.
[Dance Amongst Daggers] Has a friend ever dated an ex right after you broke it off? How did you react? Have you ever dated a close friend of a friend or sibling? How did they react?
[Dogs Playing Poker] How would you react if you just started to date someone & then told you that they were going to enlist in the army soon?
Ah, that was a good episode! xD That would freak me out, yeah, but I don't think I'd wanna break it off.
[The Persistence of Memory] Would you feel self-concious & insecure being deaf in a hearing world?
I'm sure. If the show is realistic in its portrayal of the situation, it definitely wouldn't be easy.
[The Stag Hunt] Think of your biggest secret. How screwed would you be if anyone found out about it?
Pretty damn.
[Pandora's Box] Who do you turn to when things get rough? When was the last time that things were rough in your life?
Zoë. Things are currently pretty rough because I suck at growing up and need to get the fuck over myself.
[Paradise Lost] What's the best gift you have ever gotten for your birthday? What gifts did you get on your sixteenth birthday or want to get?
I've gotten a couple TVs over the years for birthdays, and those were probably my favorites. I don't remember what I got from my parents for my sixteenth. My aunt got me the anniversary edition of Sixteen Candles, though, which was adorable and awesome.
[The Homecoming] Explain an awkward time with a crush or romantic partner.
Every conversation I had with Wilson when I liked him. It was disturbingly obvious that he wasn't interested, I don't know what my problem was.
[Starry Night] If you were dating someone who was deaf, would you always feel like you have to speak for them when they were trying to interact with the hearing world?
Like, I've seen this show so I don't wanna give the bad answer, but that would take a fuckton of getting used to, yeah.
[The Tempest] Has a partner's (or friends) parent(s) not liked you for some reason? Was there a legitimate reason for the their treatment of you?
Not that I'm aware of.
[Self-Portrait With Bandaged Ear] What's the most trouble you've ever been in? Did the trouble involve someone else as well?
I got caught badmouthing family members on MySpace. I don't think it ever got much worse than that.
[Les Soeurs d'Estrées] When it came down to it, which parent would you rather live with? Why is that?
My dad. My mom is an idiot when it comes to money management. I'd be able to eat if I lived with my dad.
[Expulsion From the Garden of Eden] Who are the most laid-back parents that you know of? Is this a good or bad thing?
I don't really know any laid-back parents.
[Las Dos Fridas] Are you treated differently because of your race? How about because of where you grew up?
No and no. I'm a pale-white Italian girl and I grew up in Jersey. Nothing "wrong" with that around here.
[Protect Me From What I Want] Has someone ever been jealous of you over something silly? Why did they think it was such a big deal?
I have no idea.
[The Art of Painting] Have you ever thought of just dropping out of high school to get your GED? Or did you drop out of high school to get your GED?
Nope. I knew it was never an option, and school was the only place I ever had any kind of social interaction and I didn't wanna give that up.
[Write a Lonely Solider] How worried would you be if someone you knew was fighting in a war right now?
I dunno, how well do I know them?
[Game On] What's the worst thing you ever done or heard of someone doing after having a fight with a romantic partner?
[The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters] Has someone ever told a very private secret of yours? How did you react?
Again, not that I'm aware of. I mean, my mom told a lot of secrets of mine when I was a little kid, but in this family your feelings don't matter until you're about twenty-five, so whatever.
[Venus, Cupid, Folly, and Time] What's the most difficult thing you ever had to tell someone?
I don't wanna think about that right now.
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